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rosaparking:

dude gel pens were my religion in the sixth grade


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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty


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me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

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decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.


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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies


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arnericasinger:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins


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tympanista:

congratulations if i’m following u


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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers


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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”


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If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.